Hey hey hey from the USA. ( Loser, yup- you know that is so me. )
So yesterday I am at the almighty Ross. If you don't know Ross or don't have one where you live, I am so sorry.
I bought two maternity shirts... no I'm not pregnant yet. But you know that ruched front style, these are larges and dont fit like a maternity shirt. However, when i get pregnant next month, they will stretch to accomodate my pregnant belly. Cough, cough.
So the guy behind me in line, about 25 or so, has two small kids with him. I guess a lady cut in front of him and he went off on her. I mean off. Bitch and other choice words were flying everywhere. Where is the holiday spirit man?
Same store, while shopping, a white couple approximate early thirties, are pushing around two little Asian girl twins. Adopted? Sweetness I swear.
Also at Ross, a man buy himself at register across from me checking out with two matching pink little furry sweaters and jeans. Is he a father of twins? Is he having twins and thought a great gift to give to his wife? You know "us", what we think of when we see these things...
Today another store of stores, the big W Mart. I'm in line, a 20 something with 3 kids, two looking like they were less than a year apart, like one and two years old maybe and then a 3 year year old... she had her hands full. She was so flustered but in a good, not stressed out way. She said to me "oh I'm trying to hide their toys, I don't want her (meaning the 3 year old as the other two were too little to get it) to see these." Cute? So cute.
Oh and so many pregnant bellies man, so so so many. Seems everywhere I go I see at least one. People are gettin pregnant, havin babies, life is good here in the USA. It's good to be home- bitches and all.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Maternity Shirts and Bitches
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ROSS!!! I love me some Ross. :-) Enjoy your time here! :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope you get to start wearing those maternity tops SUPER soon!!!!! Welcome back to the USA!
ReplyDeleteRoss is a fun store. I hope that you get some good use out of those maternity shirts :)
ReplyDeleteI <3 Ross!!!! Welcome stateside!
ReplyDeleteWe have no Ross here, but welcome back to the US!
ReplyDeleteNice work from the guy swearing in front of his kids...and the lady who cut in front of him. I hope Santa doesn't visit his house.
Enjoy your stay...
never heard of Ross. Your shopping was very eventful. I haven't seen any of the holiday shopping horrors yet. But I try to stay away from the mall.
ReplyDeleteI hope you will soon get to wear those maternity shirts.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your trip
I have never heard of a Ross, but I HAVE heard of assholes and bitches. LOTS of them.
ReplyDeleteI love Ross! Best store EVER! Glad you are enjoying your time here.
ReplyDelete*HUGS*
Oh, how I miss Ross and Nordstrom Rack :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like you're enjoying your time at home, bitches and all.
Enjoy your time in the USA ;)
ReplyDeletexxx
I just came across your blog. It is hard around the holidays to deal with this. I just found out my younger sister is 7 weeks pregnant, and I have decided to skip our family Christmas gathering when she plans to announce the news. I feel miserable. How do you or anyone deal with this pain??
ReplyDeleteTo quote Spongebob "Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas!"
ReplyDeleteI'm speaking about the cutter.LOL!
We don't have a Ross near me, but there really isn't anything around me.